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Burrow’s Teeth

By Kitty Katz Joe Burrow had regular teeth in college. He won a national title with perfectly normal teeth. He looked very fucking cool sitting there smoking his cigar in the LSU locker room with those teeth. He was still working with the same set of denticles while his knee got mangled his rookie yearContinue reading “Burrow’s Teeth”

The Aftab Curse

The Bengals had already beat the Chiefs heading into the playoffs. They had bounced them out of the playoffs the year before. Ja’Marr Chase had their secondary lashing out at perceived and real threats. The Chiefs as a whole were sitting at home at night stewing over whether the only recently competent Bengals were reallyContinue reading “The Aftab Curse”

The Great Conjunction, the Bengals, and the Path of Totality

by GeneralCounsel Today, people across the world will see a total solar eclipse. This rare celestial event reminds us that no matter who we are, no matter where or how we live, we all look up to the same sun, the same moon, and the same stars. Most people will not know that, when theContinue reading “The Great Conjunction, the Bengals, and the Path of Totality”

YOLO…or…Be All Pragmatic and Shit

By KittyKatz On the pod I think I’ve talked about the concept of holding two competing ideas in your head at once even though they contradict each other, well that’s kinda where we are with the duality of the Tee franchise tag situation. We’ve been talking about it for a full year and I stillContinue reading “YOLO…or…Be All Pragmatic and Shit”